A brainwave and actual writing effort (minimal)

I saw the new copy of Viz magazine today and I remembered that I'd made a couple of notes somewhere about entries to Roger's Profanisaurus. For those who don't know, RP details absolutely every definition of everything to do with swearing, bodily functions and all those horrible things that people do to each other when in the dark, whilst pissed or in any major city High Street on a Saturday night. You can buy the latest edition called Magna Farta from any good discount book shop (and other non-discount stores as well apparently, but it's cheaper in the discount stores!).

Anyhow, every month in the Viz they have an update to RP and anyone can send off their suggestions for new entries. So I have - I've sent off the two entries I'd thought of a few months ago. If they get published then I'll print them here.

Of course will this count as being published? Well it'll certainly be a small victory - and you get a free pencil if your entry is accepted!